Having a Midlife Crisis? New life for sale on eBay

Have you ever dreamed of living the surfer lifestyle of a 24-year old male living on a coastal village in Australia complete with a group of young friends, compact discs, and a skateboard? Well, that exact lifestyle is now available via eBay. (Note: link may not work after auction is completed.)

Among the things you'll get along with your new life:

- Clothes
- Roughly 300 CDs
- Surfboard

As well as lessons:

- Surfing (Expert)
- Climbing (Intermediate)
- Skateboarding (Novice)
- Handstand Skills (Expert)

And finally:

- Will introduce to all my friends & potential lovers (around 8 which I have been flirting with)
- I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends
- I have 2 nemeses.
- Lifestyle is very social. It includes a lot of going out.

Yes, this auction is serious and comes with the following additional provisions:

- I will endeavor to take on a new identity freeing up my prior identity to the winning applicant. Any contact with my former life will be under a different persona.
- Only people who will make a full attempt to embrace my life need apply.

If you really are dreaming of a new life, it is just one (big) PayPal payment away.

Additional information is at the seller's MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/nicaelholt

Note: as of this writing the high bid is AU $30,000.