Redbook's Amusing "11 'Don't-Tell-the-Wife' Secrets All Men Keep"

Though not targeted at our demographic, "11 'Don't-Tell-The-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep" is a funny -- and accurate -- list of things women should know about their men. For instance:

Secret #10: We'll always wish we were 25 again

Granted, when I was 25 I was working 16-hour days and eating shrimp-flavored Ramen noodles six times a week. But as much as we love being with you now, we will always look back fondly on the malnourished freedom of our misguided youth. "Springsteen concerts, the '91 Mets, the Clinton presidency -- most guys reminisce about the days when life was good, easy and free of responsibility," says Rob Aronson, 41, of Livingston, New Jersey, who's been married for 11 years. "At 25 you can get away with things you just can't get away with at 40."

While it doesn't mean we're leaving you to join a rock band, it does explain why we occasionally come home from Pep Boys with a leather steering-wheel cover and a Born to Run CD.

Looks like we'll have to check in on Redbook more often!